Because Hobbit ships.
Because Kili x Thranduil ship I talked to my bf about yesterday on Skype.
Kili: "You're so hot babe, I'd totally screw you so hard you'd crawl instead of walking for a month!"
Bilbo: *looks at Legolas*
If that's not the best thing I EVER wrote, I don't know what is!!!
A day passed and I'm still laughing so hard I can't stop!
Because I ship it. It makes about as much sense as Kili x Tauriel, it's just that Thrandy and Kili take their time and don't fall head over heels for eachother after two 5 minutes long talks~